Newly Open 2.0

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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Via of mixed and lovely dreams

satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

(Source: quevidamastriste)



(Source: forgottenships)


peggingwithstyles:

travisdodgeunwritten:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”

could someone please come pick up their crying child

Via tread softly because you tread on my memes

mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

(Source: yggdrasilly)


Via the Peanut Whisperer





truckyousasha:

septemberwildflowers:

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

especially if it’s a kiss

Via Morning glow is almost here

September 22nd 2014, marks the 20th anniversary of the premiere of FRIENDS.

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, FRIENDS!

(Source: transponsters)



The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994

It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?” 

(Source: izzyswood)


Via 221b Baker Street

Note to self: every time you were convinced you couldn’t go on, you did.

– (107/365) by (DS) Via Little Depression Problems



"Music’s the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay."

(Source: lizgillies)


Via but we Russians, we have nothing but our Winter


(Source: sensualtouching)



concretefemme:

look at this cop-hating suffragette kitty 


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